Johnny Hogwash

I am Johnny Hogwash. Self-made billionaire. Genious. You are welcome.

Entrepreneur. Investor. Not a fraud.


I am Johnny Hogwash. Self-made billionaire. Genious.

I make videos because it feeds my ego and because I heard that if enough people watch me I can make money out of it. I am always in for money. Also I have free time now. I will not say why.

I also sell things. Useful things. Things that will make you better at making money. You will make more money because of me. I will make more money because of you. We do not need to pretend this is anything else.

A happy customer comes back. An unhappy customer complains on the internet. I prefer the first kind. This is why my products are good. Not because I care about you. Because I care about me. This is more reliable.

Do not ask about the painting. Do not contact Svetlana. Do buy my products. In that order.


Self-made since age 9 0 books read 0 lunches since 2014 Lawsuits: many Assistant: possibly still employed

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What I Sell

The Honest Guide to Selling in the Age of Artificial Stupidity

Everyone uses AI to write now. The writing is bad. They do not know it is bad. I know it is bad. I know how to make it not bad. I wrote it down. You can buy it. One of us will be happy about this. Probably me.

I'm Interested in Money

The painting is not for discussion.